"a wave that doesnt f@&#$ one over"

dear god. please give me a wave that wont f#@% with me.

love,

karmic voyager.

p.s....

i mean, can you give us one in oregon please?

thx.

p.p.s...

maybe a good camera too, so my poor blog patrons don't break up with me? a camera that has the features of zoom, and focus??

xoxo